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If you call your mother as MUM, what will you call. your mother's younger sister and elder sister?

Answer: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM


Daring Definitions

·         Home: The only place where you can sneeze without saying  “Excuse me”

·         Umbrella:  A shelter for one, a shower bath for two.

·         Fashion:  A compromise between the admitted desire to dress and the admitted desire to undress.

·         Buffet Dinner:  A situation where the hostess doesn’t have enough chair for everyone.

·         Budget: A system of reminding yourself that you can’t afford the kind of life you are grown accustomed to.

·         Hostel: The most modern hospital often visited by the patients desiring to free themselves of the disease called ‘study’.

·         Laboratory: Where the students learn breaking apparatus.

·          Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

·         Doctor: A person who kills your ill by pills and kills you with his bill.

·         Miser: A person who lives poor to die rich.

·         Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.