Why is change needed?

The eagle has the longest life-span of its' species

It can live up to 70 years But to reach this age,

the eagle must make a hard decision

In its' 40's

Its' long and flexible talons can no longer grab

prey which serves as food

Its' long and sharp beak becomes bent

Its' old-aged and heavy wings, due to their thick feathers, become stuck to its' chest and make it difficult to fly

Then, the eagle is left with only two options:

die or go through a painful process of change

which lasts 150 days.

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The process requires that the eagle fly to a

mountain top and sit on its' nest

There the eagle knocks its' beak against a rock

until it plucks it out

After plucking it out, the eagle will wait for a new

beak to grow back and then it will pluck out its'

talons

When its' new talons grow back, the eagle

starts plucking its' old-aged feathers

And after five months, the eagle takes its'

famous flight of rebirth and lives for ...

30 more years

If you call your mother as MUM, what will you call. your mother's younger sister and elder sister?

Answer: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM


Daring Definitions

· Home: The only place where you can sneeze without saying "Excuse me"

· Umbrella: A shelter for one, a shower bath for two.

· Fashion: A compromise between the admitted desire to dress and the admitted desire to undress.

· Buffet Dinner: A situation where the hostess doesn't have enough chair for everyone.

· Budget: A system of reminding yourself that you can't afford the kind of life you are grown accustomed to.

· Hostel: The most modern hospital often visited by the patients desiring to free themselves of the disease called 'study'.

· Laboratory: Where the students learn breaking apparatus.

· Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

· Doctor: A person who kills your ill by pills and kills you with his bill.

· Miser: A person who lives poor to die rich.

· Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

COMPUTERS MALE OR FEMALE

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either
masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide
for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons
for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be
of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the timethey ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

TELEGRAM #3
A wife was near maturing pregnant. She goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, when her turn came, it is the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

"FRIENDSHIP" a very popular n lovely word among teenagers and youngsters.

We often use to define true friendship in our own means. We

expect true friendship from all our friends.but there is a very famous statement " Before fining a true friend try to become someones true friend"

So,

I would like to request everyone,Plz. don't search a true friend instead try to be someones true friend.

If

"Hame taklif pahuchane ki himmat kisis me nahi.Jab tak ham khud ki kadar karege tab tak ham khush rahege.Jis din dil me dusro se khud ki parwah karwane ki ichha hui us din se he hame taklif honi suru ho jaygi"

I wish aap sab meri baat samajh rahe hoge.

Kash me aap me se kisi ko thoda sa rasta de pau.

Take Care

It's my 1st day on iland, Hope I will get alot of friends here as I know all of you have.

I wish to get lot of love from you all.Befor any thing I would like to tell you smthing about my self.

Hope you will give me a chance to b your friend.

Thanx