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Enjoy Thissssssssssss:-- If you call your mother as MUM, what will you call. your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Answer: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Daring Definitions · Home: The only place where you can sneeze without saying “Excuse me” · Umbrella: A shelter for one, a shower bath for two. · Fashion: A compromise between the admitted desire to dress and the admitted desire to undress. · Buffet Dinner: A situation where the hostess doesn’t have enough chair for everyone. · Budget: A system of reminding yourself that you can’t afford the kind of life you are grown accustomed to. · Hostel: The most modern hospital often visited by the patients desiring to free themselves of the disease called ‘study’. · Laboratory: Where the students learn breaking apparatus. · Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. · Doctor: A person who kills your ill by pills and kills you with his bill. · Miser: A person who lives poor to die rich. · Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work
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Man or Women
COMPUTERS MALE OR FEMALE
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the timethey ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
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Fun
TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
TELEGRAM #2 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you were her." TELEGRAM #3 A wife was near maturing pregnant. She goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, when her turn came, it is the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."
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Friends
"FRIENDSHIP" a very popular n lovely word among teenagers and youngsters.
We often use to define true friendship in our own means. We
expect true friendship from all our friends.but there is a very famous statement " Before fining a true friend try to become someones true friend"
So,
I would like to request everyone,Plz. don't search a true friend instead try to be someones true friend.
If someone through stone towards you, give love to him.But if someone give love to u ,think for a moment bcoz love hurts more then stone. Stop blaming others& coz we get what we give."Hame taklif pahuchane ki himmat kisis me nahi.Jab tak ham khud ki kadar karege tab tak ham khush rahege.Jis din dil me dusro se khud ki parwah karwane ki ichha hui us din se he hame taklif honi suru ho jaygi" I wish aap sab meri baat samajh rahe hoge. Kash me aap me se kisi ko thoda sa rasta de pau. Take Care
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Hello everyone
Hello All, It's my 1st day on iland, Hope I will get alot of friends here as I know all of you have. I wish to get lot of love from you all.Befor any thing I would like to tell you smthing about my self. Hope you will give me a chance to b your friend. Thanx
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